The Monkey Paw Game

Here, you can post other posting games.

Postby Iceking » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:18 pm

Granted, but then he kills you. I wish i didn't need a hair cut for the rest of my life.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:26 pm

granted but its because your permantly bald.

i wish Amy pohler was still on SNL.
SuperNerd
 

Postby Iceking » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:27 pm

Granted, but she comes on infrequently. I wish my dad didn't have a short temper.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:29 pm

granted but then he becomes a panzie

i wish disney world would Blow up
SuperNerd
 

Postby Iceking » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:49 pm

Granted, but it gets rebuilt. I wish that my pets wouldn't shed their fur until they stepped outside in the summer.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:56 pm

granted but they shed all over your room.

i wish i had a million tons of twinkies and red bull
SuperNerd
 

Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:18 am

Granted, but you can't eat them all before they go bad. I wish i had 20 meatballs to eat.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:25 am

granted but they are made of rotting human flesh.

i wish x wings were real.
SuperNerd
 

Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:29 am

Granted, but they are military property. I wish that my pupils were reptilian shaped.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:34 am

Granted but you are displayed like a freak.

i wish school only lasted 3 months of the year
SuperNerd
 

Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:35 am

Granted, But School is now tougher and you fail for life.

I wish for happiness.
Image

All hail the glory that is Tenshi, the Sunkern!
User avatar
Giratina93
Psuedo-Wyvern
Psuedo-Wyvern
 
Posts: 11587
Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:47 pm
Location: Studying the ancient art of perfection

Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:37 am

Granted, but you get depressed 2 days later. I wish i was a member of Linkin Park.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:40 am

Granted but the band splits up three days after you join.

i wish for world peace.
SuperNerd
 

Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:41 am

Granted, but then the peace starts to make you bored. I wish I could get close to crocodiles and they wouldn't bite me.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:44 am

granted but they run away.

i wish that my teachers would stop nagging me.
:lol:
SuperNerd
 

Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:46 am

Granted, but then he hits you over the head with a ruler. I wish that all endangered species would recover their populations to healthy numbers.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:48 am

Granted, but they lack genetic diversity and suffer.

I wish for a white suit whith a cheeseburger on it.
Image

All hail the glory that is Tenshi, the Sunkern!
User avatar
Giratina93
Psuedo-Wyvern
Psuedo-Wyvern
 
Posts: 11587
Joined: Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:47 pm
Location: Studying the ancient art of perfection

Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:49 am

Granted, but your suit is dirty. I wish i would discover that the loch ness monster is real.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

Postby SuperNerd » Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:54 am

granted but it eats you.

i wish i had a hummer.
SuperNerd
 

Postby Iceking » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:06 am

Granted, but it doesn't start. I wish I was the smartest person at geometry and history for this century.
User avatar
Iceking
Leviathan
Leviathan
 
Posts: 15972
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:34 pm
Location: crozet, virginia

PreviousNext

Return to Random Fun

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests