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by **SuperNerd** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:12 am

granted but you become so smart your head explodes.

i wish i was 8 feet tall

by **Iceking** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:40 am

Granted, but your head goes into the ceiling of your house. I wish that putting away dishes wasn't my chore.

by **SuperNerd** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:41 am

granted but your parents make you clean the bathroom.

i wish i did'nt have to walk my dog.

by **Iceking** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:43 am

Granted, but then your dog mauls you. I wish i was hired to draw political cartoons by all major news companies.

by **SuperNerd** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:45 am

granted but then you get fired.

i wish i had a yacht

by **Iceking** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:47 am

Granted, but it sinks the momment you step onto it. I wish that Master chief's face would be revealed by the creators of Halo.

by **Evil Eye** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:00 am

granted, but it turns out its so hideous it burns your eyes out. (btw they have shown a hinting of hat it could look like, but you have to search really deep...) i wish they would reveal more about Guitar Hero : Metallica

by **Iceking** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:14 am

Granted, but they only reveal small bits once every 2 weeks. I wish i could see through inorganic solids.

by **Giratina93** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:45 pm

Granted, but you see things that aren't for the faint of heart and pass out.

I wish for a device that could turn fictional beings into real things.

by **Iceking** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:47 pm

Granted, but it makes the good fictional beings evil. I wish i could win a tug of war with 100 strong men.

by **Giratina93** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:54 pm

Granted, but that doesn't save you from the wrath of their angry parents.

I wish for an endless supply of Egg Nog that'll never go bad and I could freel acces at all times.

by **Iceking** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:56 pm

Granted, but then someone puts poison in it. I wish there was a spongebob episode where spongebob kills everyone in his town.

by **SuperNerd** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:13 pm

granted but it never airs.

i wish you only had to go to school for 4 hours

by **Evil Eye** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:33 pm

granted but you drown in homework. I wish i didnt need to sleep

by **Iceking** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:35 pm

Granted, but your eyes get bloodshot as a result. I wish i could drive without my learner's permit and the cops wouldn't do anything about it.

by **chook151** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:02 pm

Granted, but after that you drive so carelessly you smash into a tree and go into the vegetative state.

I wish my C-S F-T katana would be shipped here quicker. (my bro's a sword collector, but i'm the only one who uses them........On logs.

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by **Iceking** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:10 pm

Granted, but when you use it, you accidently cut off your own hand. I wish i had a star destroyer.

by **SuperNerd** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:05 am

granted but its a model.

i wish my sister would stop being such a slut

by **Iceking** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:13 am

Granted, but then she destroys your computer. I wish i had a t-rex skull in my room.

by **SuperNerd** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:34 pm

granted but it is placed over your bed and falls and kills you

i wish my friends would txt back instead of txting me 3 hours after i txt them

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