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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:19 am

granted but they always miss. I wish for a terminator protector
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:22 am

Granted, but he suffers an error in his program and proceeds to try and kill you. I wish that pelicans had a destruction animation in Halo 3.
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Postby C S » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:51 am

Granted

it is shitty

I wish for moar nukes to destroy Bowser

because I can
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:02 am

Grunted, but you are also killed in the explosion from all of the nukes. I wish that the author of the conficker computer virus was in jail at this point and his pc was destroyed.
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Postby C S » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:06 am

granted, but you are also arrested for some reason and put in the same cell and he does...bad stuff to you DONT THINK ABOUT IT TOO LONG

I wish for an angry walrus
THAT HAS HEAT VISION
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:24 am

Granted, but then the military takes it and turns it into a cyborg to use as a weapon. I wish that I would be the 1st person to create a device able to teleport people.
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Postby C S » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:42 am

granted, but that is taken away as well and you are thrown into jail as to keep your inovative talents from any ebil people

I wish for my walrus again D:
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:20 am

Granted, but your speared to death by it.

I wish that Bowser's unstoppable.
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Postby C S » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:22 am

granted but he's obliterated by the greater power for being a flaming noob

I wish for walrus treats!
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:07 pm

Granted, but they taste so horrid that your walrus dies from taking even a small bite out of one. I wish i knew what the final boss monster of MH3 looks like.
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Postby C S » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:23 pm

Granted

Its a giant flying turd!

I wish for better walrus treats with my revived walrus included D:
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Postby SuperNerd » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:23 pm

granted but its so horrifying it causes your head to explode. I wish for a oscar.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:45 pm

Granted, but a jackal steals it from you.

I wish for unlimited clam shells the size of a house!
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Postby raptor titanus3 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:59 pm

Granted, but then you don't know what to do with them. I wish for a Panzer Mk. II King Tiger tank to appear on the front lawn of my house
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:11 pm

Granted, but it doesn't work when you try to use it. I wish that i had night vision goggles.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:13 pm

Granted, but they're broken.

I wish for Bowser to kill CS in a brutal fashion.
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:18 pm

Granted, but then CS revives and has Aircrest kill you in a far more brutal way. I wish my Xbox couldn't be destroyed by anything in existence.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:37 pm

Granted, but you die before you can use it.

I wish somenoe would post in the RPGTopia E-war.
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Postby Iceking » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:44 pm

Granted, but I decide to kill Bowser. I wish that my ice cream would replenish itself every time i took some out of it's container.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:55 pm

Granted, but everytime you do so, it melts some more, until there's only a puddle of spoiled Ice Cream left.

I wish for some gum.
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