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by **C S** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:18 pm

Granted but only I am aloowed to see it, but it sucked regardless, so meh

I wish for telepathy

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:20 pm

Granted, but you end up destroying your psp and televison. I wish for toho to make a remake of Godzilla raids again.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:23 pm

Granted, but seeing as how all of Japan has been overcome with an Ultraman craze, the Godzilla film tanks, causing Toho to go bankrupt.

I wish for one of my plans for global domination to suceed.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:24 pm

Granted, but then I come up with a plan that results in you being overthrown. I wish it was possible to duel wield brute shots in Halo 3.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:32 pm

Granted, bu that causes a glitch which makes the arbiter kill you all the time.

I wish for TT to die a horrible death. :twisted:

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:33 pm

Granted, but then he revives and makes you die a far more painful death. I wish I had an endless supply of french fries to eat.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:34 pm

Granted but then you get really fat.

I wish Gira would stop sentencing me to death one minute, only to kiss my *** at another

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:35 pm

Granted, but then he wishes for doc to die. I wish Gira would give up trying to get revenge on KP.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:35 pm

Granted, but you explode after you've eaten your millionth frie.

I wish I could fly.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:35 pm

Granted, but then a sniper shoots you down. I wish that the oceans weren't being overfished.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:37 pm

Granted, but then the land gets overgrazed by horses, cattle, golphers, etc.

I wish for the ground to be made of jelly.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:59 pm

Granted, but then you bounce so high thta you hit your head on a bridge. I wish I hand tentacles on my hands.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:21 pm

Granted, but Your hands then melt to molten slag.

I wish to get some sleep.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:28 pm

Granted, but you only sleep for an hour. I wish I could heal from any wounds I suffered instantly.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:48 pm

Granted, but the wish doesn't account for headshots....

I wish for more firepwer to blow KP up.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:50 pm

Granted, but he finds out about it and sends in all of his characters to destroy it. I wish I would be the one to put the author of conficker in jail and get the reward from microsoft.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:58 pm

Granted, but by the tiem you do so, Microsoft goes belly up, and you don't get the reward.

I wish for a pet electric eel.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:16 am

Granted, but it kills you with a fatal electric shock the 1st time you try to feed it. I wish for a mountain dew.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:31 am

Granted, but you spill it on yourself.

I wish that Pyro was the Admin of the site, not KP.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:33 am

Granted, but she eventually starts to abuse her power. I wish Gira would cease wishing for someone else to replace KP.

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