RPGTopia

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:48 pm

Granted, but the only one in existance is a sickly, injured, and pathetic escuse for a shark.

I wish that Rampapithicus was the dominant primate alive.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:53 pm

Granted, but the species eventually becomes so smart that it plots to destroy mankind. I wsih that days in rpgs and e-wars wouldn't drag on for months.

by **TyrannoTitan** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:55 pm

Granted but they pass in a span of a few minutes.

I wish noobs would stop coming to this site (Not newbies, noobs).

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:57 pm

Granted, but then the site closes down due to lack of new members.
I wish for a gatling gun.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:57 pm

Granted, but CIK still makes attempts to get back on. I wish my fingers looked like raptor claws.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:59 pm

Granted, but then you completly turned into a raptor and your shot down by the police for attacking people.

I wish for a satelite to use to keep track on the various users of the site.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:01 pm

Granted, but KP has it shot down an hour later. I wish I still had my human mind when I turned into a raptor so I wouldn't kill people.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted, but slowly, your human mind gets corrupted from the raptor body, turnnig you into a bloodthirsty monster.

I wish for a massive sword to kill users with.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:05 pm

Granted, but it rusts after you kill 3 members with it. I wish my mind wouldn't be corrupted while in raptor form.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:09 pm

Granted, but while your wanderin garound, a former poacher spots you, shoots you, and hangs your head on his wall.

I wish for a new, updated version of the site to be made.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:17 pm

Granted, but LE tries to hack it. I wish I had a copy of resident evil 5.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:19 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a fake.

I wished that KP would stop blowing all my ideas up.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:20 pm

Granted, but then he blows you up. I wish more games came out in the summer than during the school year.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:22 pm

Granted, but the games that coem out during the summer happen to be lame Wii-ware games.

I wish to be able to change my size and shape at will

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:25 pm

Granted, but you change your shape to be so small that a family member steps on you accidently one day. I wish I could browse the net without having to ask for permission at my school.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:27 pm

Granted, but all the computers at your school are broken, and are replaced by typewriters.

I wish I was invincible!

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:28 pm

Granted, but you are only invincible for one day. I wish I was allowed tp stay up to 4 in the morning.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:35 pm

ted, but your so tired in the morning that you miss school.

I wish for a bigger list of Emoticons to choose from.

by **Iceking** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:50 pm

Granted, but you can only put one per post. I wish monster hunter portable 3rd would come out during the summer of next year, not december.

by **Giratina93** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:47 am

Granted, but the games have a virus in them that renders them unplayable.

I wish that school was 2 months shorter.

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