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by **UltraGrunt117** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:00 am

Granted but that makes the movie delayed until 2050

I wish for something to blow up :twisted:

by **Iceking** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:31 pm

Granted, but it's your house that blows up, with you in it. I wish I had a spartan laser.

by **Giratina93** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:45 pm

Granted, but it has no ammo.

I wish for better Gym Rosters....

by **Iceking** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:47 pm

Granted, but your next gym class is horrible. I wish I had my own biplane.

by **Giratina93** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:03 pm

Granted, but it has no fuel.

I wish for a Mini-gun with ammo!

by **UltraGrunt117** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:08 pm

granted but its "mini", to small to use. I wish for a grenade

by **Iceking** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:38 pm

Granted, but it goes off in your hand. I wish Xbox live was free permanently instead of paying once per month.

by **Mini-Shot** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:21 pm

Granted, but everytime you try to play you lag so much that you lag into a barbie princess game. I wish for my own island.

by **Iceking** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:24 pm

Granted, but it is soon the test site of more hydrogen weapons. I wish I owned a copy of all of Steve Alten's books.

by **The Kingpin** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:17 am

granted, but the pages of all the books turn out to be stuck together, the pages ripping and print being pulled off the page when you try to flip to the next page

i wish i had a plate of smoked salmon...

by **UltraGrunt117** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:06 am

Granted but someone steals it before you can eat it

I wish for a better computer.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:25 pm

granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a Thompson.

by **Iceking** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:25 pm

Granted, but it jams when you attempt to shoot something. I wish I would feel warm even if I was in cold lake water.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:24 pm

Granted but you catch on fire every time. I wish for a smiley

by **Iceking** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:32 pm

Granted, but the staff delete it. I wish that the Gravemind had been the final boss of Halo 3 and that the battle was an epic one.

by **Mini-Shot** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:56 pm

Granted but the rest of the levels are so hard you can't beat them. I wish for perfect cooking skills.

by **Iceking** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:02 pm

Granted, but then you gain horrible driving skills. I wish Tank forms could be dismembered in Halo 3.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:53 am

Granted, but the Tank Forms become near invincible.

I wish for a chain-saw...

by **raptor titanus3** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:56 am

granted, but leatherface lost his old one so he came to your house and used it on you

I wish I had brutal Legend (It looks kick-ass)

by **Iceking** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:00 am

Granted, but your disc is broken. I wish I could grow to the size of jupiter.

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