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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:32 pm

Granted, but it drools acid over your keyboard. I wish I was a Megalodon.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:36 pm

Granted, but the army sends a BlackHawk after you kicking your a$$ so far away, I wish for Bleacher
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:41 pm

Granted, but it vanishes a second after the wish is made. I wish I would put poachers behind bars in the future.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:43 pm

Granted, but they still have their guns and SHOOT you, I wish for a photo.
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:44 pm

Granted, but the photo is of a rock. I wish I would become the best president in history.
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Postby Giratina93 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:45 pm

Granted, but your assassinated.

I wish for more posts in the Villans Topic...
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:46 pm

Granted but their SUPERHEROES OMFG
I wish for glob
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:47 pm

Granted, but they are spam posts. I wish could cure myself of any diseases.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:49 pm

Granted , but you are allergic to the vaccines you use, I wish for Halo( the actuall ring world not the game.)
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Postby Iceking » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:51 pm

Granted, but it falls on your house, crushing it. I wish I had a car that didn't run on gasoline.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:00 am

Granted but it blows up and it was a lamborghini, with you in it, I wish for blobs of soap
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:03 am

Granted, but are too small for you to wash your hands with. I wish for a working copy of MH3 that is the same quality as the japanese version.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:19 am

Granted but it is stolen, I wish for shampoo
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Postby C S » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:20 am

Granted, but its the steak sauce from the grim adventures of billy and mandy (Dog sh*t :P)

I wish for a proton gun!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:21 am

Granted, but it has no trigger. I wish I knew everything about algebra.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:21 am

Granted, its just a picture I wish for a rake
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Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:22 am

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish for infinite knowledge!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:22 am

Granted, but your brain explodes. I wish I could go swimming in lakes in the winter.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:26 am

Granted, but the lakes are full of Great Whites, I wish for a chocolate bar
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:28 am

Granted, but it tastes like rubber. I wish I had the strength of ten gorillas.
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