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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:30 am

Granted, but they are dead and so are you I wish for rubber
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:32 am

Granted, but it burns up. I wish I could raise and lower mountains at will.
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Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:41 am

Granted, but I strip that power from you.

I wish I could sleep...
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Postby C S » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:43 am

granted

LOOK OU- *Gman appears behind you and puts you in a stasis*

...close enough

I wish for fire! And it wont kill me, burn the hosue down, or anyone else I know!
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Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:46 am

Granted, but you lose that power overnight.

I wish for predators to stop taking Lightfoot's kills!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:48 am

Granted, but then Crusher kills Lightfoot. I wish I was immune to the effects of smoke from fire.
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Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:51 am

Granted, but tha tmakes you vulnerable to the rays of the sun.

I wish for Egg Nog!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:53 am

Granted, but it tastes bad. I wish my house could never have water leaks in it.
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Postby Mini-Shot » Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:40 am

Granted, but the water leaks are replace with FIRE
leaks. I wish for the new Splinter Cell game to come out.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:24 am

Granted, but it SUCKS so bad you commit suicide :twisted:
I wish for an egg
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:32 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a bad one. I wish I had chocolate chip waffles.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:35 pm

Granted but they are 500 years out of date, I wish for the Halo wars DLC right now
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:39 pm

Granted, but your xbox gets the red ring of death. I wish I had a pre ordered copy of Halo:ODST.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:40 pm

NOOOOO NOT THE RED RING OF DEATH NOOOOOO!!!

Granted, its broken, I wish for a gun
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:42 pm

Granted, but it has no bullets. I wish it was possible to betray AI allies in Turok(2008).
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Postby Giratina93 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:01 pm

Granted, but then ALL your allies kill you.

I wish for some CHOCHOLATE!
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:04 pm

Granted, but it melts when you pick it up. I wish I could go back in time to when Columbus discovered North America.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:05 pm

Granted, I dropped it on the floor, flushed it down the toilet, retrieved it from the sea, and gave it to you. I wish for a wish the can't be/isn't tainted
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Postby Iceking » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:09 pm

Granted, but you wish for a pile of rocks. I wish my pets were immortal.
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Postby UltraGrunt117 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:10 pm

granted but they are taken away from you by secret agents to study their immortality, I wish for a rubber chicken
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