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by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:44 am

Granted, but an elepahant smashes it. I wish for a war elephant.

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:49 am

Granted, but it eats all of your peanuts. I wish King ghidorah was a real creature.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:55 am

Granted, but he ravages the world of all its life. I wish for a pet Godzillasaurus (not to be confused with the real-life Gojirasaurus, but the one from Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah [1992]).

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:59 am

Granted, but it kills your modern day pets. I wish for a pet that was a milein length.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:04 am

Granted, but it grows too strong as is deemed a threat, thus is put down. I wish for an unlimited supply of chocolate bars.

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:06 am

Granted, but they taste so bad that you die. I wish for a longer weekend.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:09 am

Granted, but you get bored of the longer weekend.

I wish for a happy life.

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:11 am

Granted, but your family becomes depressed. I wish for the ability to manipulate time to my desires.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:25 am

Granted, but at the dear cost of not ever being able to move again, and no you don't have teleportation powers or any kind of transport

, I wish KP would let me escape the fight we are in in ISSRPG

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:12 pm

Granted, but I refuse to let your characters escape any fights they are in with my characters. I wish I could never get sick.

by **LV-426** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:25 pm

Granted but the goverment finds out about your immunity and does horrible experiments on you. I wish my principal wasn't a *****

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:31 pm

Granted, but then your teachers become Hitlers. I wish I was immune to being injured.

by **LV-426** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:35 pm

Granted but Chuck Norris kills you with his godlike powers. I want Chuck Norris and Mr T as bodyguards.

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:40 pm

Granted, but they go on a rampage when you go to school. I wish I could defeat people without touching them.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:19 pm

Granted, but then you taste the mustard of your doom!

I wish for a hot dog with mustard on it.

by **UltraGrunt117** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:30 pm

Granted, but its from the bin, I wish for a new bin

by **Giratina93** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:27 pm

Granted, but when you try and throw trash away, an angry Gorgonops leaps out of the trash bin and mauls you. :twisted:

I wish for a Strawberry smothie.

by **C S** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:30 pm

Granted, but a smothie of strawberry is actually a block of horse laxitive

I wisht for a space ship

by **Giratina93** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:31 pm

Granted, but it gets overrun with Bidoof.

I wish for MORE FURY

by **Iceking** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:39 pm

Granted, but Marion pwns you. I wish I was the Lich King.

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