King of the Hill

[Iceking]

I have Scorponok dig under the shield, drills holes into the heads of the three pokemon, blow up your base with missles, then impale you on his tail spike

My hill

I put up a sign that says "private property, do not tresspass", then start eating a Pizza

[TyrannoTitan]

I have disguised myself as the pizza delivery person, and the pizza itself is actually a bomb, blowing IK up and knocking over the sign.

My Hill.

I scribble new words onto the sign, reading "No NPCs allowed", setting it back up, before returning to the charred and half destroyed lawn chair of victory.

[Doc 42]

I pick up the sign and stab it through TT's mouth, impaling his head.

my hill

I place a sign post which reads "Hill down there" pointing down the infinite pot hole on top of the hill.

[Giratina93]

I sneak up behind Doc, then grab him and toss him into the pot hole.

My hill.

I grab some wood, then paint a pitiful picture of a hill on it, then place the painting far away to distract people while I shut up about the FM's...

[raptor titanus3]

Rampage reforms after being frozen and punchs gira in the face

my hill

rampage suddenly disappears and can't be seen and is nowhere else where'd he go?

[Iceking]

I sneak up behind you and slit your throat with a knife

My hill

I create a massive, disguised pitfall trap that leads to the core of the planet for anyone unlucky enough to fall into it

[raptor titanus3]

Rampage appears behind while using camleo system and crushs you in one of his crab claws

my hill

Rampage tosses you into your own pit and closes it

[Godzilla Forever]

The gulper worm from Gears of war 2 comes up and swallows rampage in one gulp.

My hill.

An army of Locust defend my hill.

[raptor titanus3]

Rampage being...... well rampage blast a hole out of the worm and digs his way to the top of the hill he proceeds to stand and wait because I told him to

my hill

The farting foot from monty python drops down and squishs all the locust

[Iceking]

I use a nuke to vaporize the foot

My hill

I set up a fancy mansion on the top of the hill, with a hundred pit bulls guarding the perimeter

[Godzilla Forever]

An orbital strike laser incinerates the masion and the pit bulls.

My hill.

My fire elemental from the RPGtopia E-war comes to defend my base.

[raptor titanus3]

A freak tidal wave with Rampage surfing on top crashes into your fire elemental killing it

my hill

Louis from L4D sit on top of the hill knawing on the top of a pills container
(Take the pillz from him I dare ya )

[Godzilla Forever]

I come and eat you in my bestial "the Thing" form and I spit my corrosive liquid on Louis.

My hill.

I have Dr. hax guard my hill, armed with infinite computers. (You seen Gmod idiot box as well?! Rock on!!!)

[raptor titanus3]

OOC: Dr. Hax doesn't throw computers he just points yells HHHHAAAAAXXXX and computers come flying out of portols

Because louis is well Louis the acid just stays there BUT some of it gets on the pillz and it melts "NOOOOOOOOO," yells Louis who then starts making tank sounds and goes Ape **** on Dr. Hax

my hill

I give Louis some new pillz and he goes back to happily knawing on the top

[Giratina93]

Flies right into the hill at the speed of light, causing all living things there within a 10 mile radius to die.

My hill.

I set up large towers to guard the hill while my minions rest up.

[Iceking]

I use camouflage to sneak up to the towers, disable their weapons, then kill off your minions

My hill

I set up numerous booby traps on the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

A gears berserker goes kamikaze and blows the base to smithereens. (if that's how it's spelled )

My hill.

I call up Gothmog and Krythnriin to help defend my base, along with a generous helping of Saurians.

[Iceking]

I take a Buffalo armored vehicle and splatter your minions

My hill

I put up a sign that says "swimming pool a mile away from hill. Swim for free."

[Godzilla Forever]

Suddenly, a swarm of evil babies drop out of the sky and slice you to peices.

My hill.

I have 2 scarabs from Halo 3 guard the hill.

[Iceking]

I pilot a Banshee and take out the legs of the Scarabs before destroying their power cores

My hill

I fly about and patrol in my Banshee