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Postby Evil Eye » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:21 am

granted. it melts.

i wish we had a snow day
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Postby Iceking » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:24 am

Granted, but you get snowed in. I wish for my dogs to stop barking.
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Postby Hopeflower » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:49 am

Granted. Your house gets broken into and robbed.

I wish I knew if Z. Raptor was out in bookstores yet.
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Postby Iceking » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:07 am

Granted, but it is a horrible book. I wish I only needed to feed my cats once a day to satisfy their hunger.
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Postby Evil Eye » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:26 am

granted, but they need 40 liters a day to quench their thirst

i wish my band hadnt disintegrated
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Postby Iceking » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:41 am

Granted, but now your house randomly explodes. I wish that there would never be another oil spill.
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Postby Evil Eye » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:52 am

Granted. Nuclear waste is dumped everywhere instead.

I wish I was a mongoose O.o
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Postby Iceking » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:55 am

Granted, but you get eaten by a tiger. I wish there was true peace on this planet.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:55 am

Granted, but a meteorite slams towards the earth, and there's no weapons to stop it, since it's world peace.

I wish the Karma charger wouldn't get me because of 1 little accident by hitting my partner in left 4 dead 2. Man, that was a mouthful!!!
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Postby Iceking » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:57 am

Granted, but your weapons run out of ammo after only 3 waves of enemies. I wish for a submarine.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:04 am

Granted, but it gets nuked. I wish that I could improve my aim with a bow.
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:37 am

Granted, but you shoot someone in the face.

I wish there was something good on TV.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:48 am

Granted, but the computer dies. I wish for lotsa SPAGHETTI!!!

Seriously, I haven't had spaghetti in a while......
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Postby Hopeflower » Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:19 pm

Granted, but it's uncooked spaghetti.

I wish my area had gotten more snow days this year.
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Postby Doc 42 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:19 pm

Granted, you had three weeks of snow days in January. I guess that means you spent three weeks in school when you could have been at home? :P
Regardless, three weeks get taken out of your summer holidays as well.

I wish bullets healed people.
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Postby Evil Eye » Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:32 pm

Granted, bandaids now give you paper cuts :o

I wish I didnt get blisters from drumming
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:33 am

Granted, now me and harold (my trumpet) attack you.

I wish my trumpet wasn't so beat up.
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Postby Iceking » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:36 am

Granted, but you run out of breath after blowing in it once. I wish for a boat that could go 100 knots and could go around the whole world before it needed to be refueled.
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:38 pm

Granted, but when you enter it, you find a Panda that sabutaged the boat, causing it to sink...

I wish for there to be no more El Nino!
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Postby Iceking » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:42 pm

Granted, but Pokemon games are no longer made. I wish that I owned all of the SpongeBob seasons on DVD.
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