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by **Iceking** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:40 pm

Granted, but now Kut Ku becomes impossible to kill. I wish Rathian thorns weren't so hard to obtain in MHFU.

by **Giratina93** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:44 pm

Granted, they now have a 50% chance of dropping, but now the Rathian becomes near impossible to kill, with almost infinite health, and all it's attacks being one-hit KO moves...

I wish I had the power to defeat the Kingpin in the E-war!

by **Godzilla Forever** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:05 pm

Granted, but random NPC #45938928843757634765 kills you.

I wish for a giant ever producing popcorn machine!!!

by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:38 am

Granted, but it makes your electric bill unpayable. I wish I had a ship that truly couldn't be sunk.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:08 am

Granted, but now it can't float. I wish for fish people to be real.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:09 am

Granted, but they slaughter you. I wish I had 5 Tigrex Heavenly scales.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:15 am

Granted, but now unheavenly tigrexes get vengeance on you.

I wish for a pet mammoth.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:34 am

Granted, but then a corrupt genie reverses your wish so that YOUR the pet mammoth, in the middle of Hawaii, in summer time...

I wish for a scorpion body that can shoot beams from it's pincers...

by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:35 am

Granted, but the beams are of fire and they set your own body aflame. I wish that I had a Yautja as a body guard.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:36 am

Granted, but he sacrifices you to hutn a Xeno. I wish for a fuel rod gun.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:36 am

granted, but it's a Halo 1 Fuel Rod, so the second you let go of it, it blows up, killing you.

I wish to b ethe Big Bad in the next Civil War!

by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:42 am

Granted, but KP kills you with just one attack after a few posts. I wish I knew everything.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:59 am

granted, but you commit suicide because you know when all the bad stuff will happen.

I wish for a legion of Honor guard Elites.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:01 am

Granted, but they go running around in public and killing everyone, thinking that they might be assasians. I wish that Drones were confirmed for Halo Reach.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:05 am

Granted, but they're even more annoything than they were in Halo 3. I wish that the fuel rod gun would be in Halo Reach.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:18 am

Granted, but it is wieled by Elites that now have stronger energy shields than those of a H:CE Zealot. I wish that I had a Jackal energy shield.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:21 am

Granted, but you accidently replace the battery and it won't work no more. I wish that the congalala wasn't so dang annoying.

by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:24 am

Granted, but now Fatalis suddenly moves so fast that its nearly impossible to dodge his attacks. I wish for a gravity throne.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:30 am

Granted, but you can't get back down since it keeps floating up.

I wish that I had a ray gun.

by **Giratina93** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:34 am

granted, but it backfires, turning you into magma.

I wish for lots of egg nog!

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