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by **Iceking** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:36 am

Granted, but it turns out that the supply is Wesker's, prompting him to kill you with a single punch through your heart. I wish for a pet Gravios.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:40 am

Granted, but my pet Akantor kills it.

I wish for a giant fire breathing chicken.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:19 pm

Granted, but the chicken is highly volitile, so the second it breathes fire, it blows itself, you, and all of California up.

I wish for a Mario RPG that was fun, had a great plot, had lots of people participating in it, and lasted a long time without going to hell...

by **Iceking** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted, but Nintendo then stops making Mario games. I wish I had my own private island.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:40 pm

Granted, but it's infested with giant fleas, snakes, and lizardmen.

I wish plasma weaponry was usable in real life.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:41 pm

Granted, but they all kill the user with radiation...

I wish for 3 more wishes!

by **Godzilla Forever** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:45 pm

Granted, but you can't use them.

I wish for a wish so awesome that it can't possibly be a bad wish since I wished this particular wish was awesome.

by **Giratina93** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:49 pm

Granted, but since I'm such a jack***genie, the second I grant your wish, I set you on fire for teh lolz...

I wish for a back massage...

by **Godzilla Forever** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:54 pm

Granted but they snap your back on accident.

i wish for a transformer robot.

by **Giratina93** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:02 am

granted, but it's deficient, so it breaks down instantly.

I wish for a harm-free, cheap version of Halo Reach...

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:05 am

Granted, but it causes your haarddrive to crash from the cheap disc materials.

i wish for a pet mammoth.

by **Evil Eye** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:43 am

Granted, but it drinks all your orange and sugarcane juice.

I wish I had a band.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:47 am

Granted, but you all get high on Heroin (sorry, but it's true) and die from overdoses.

I wish that there weren't 5859347545474789578 stereotypes in the world.

by **Evil Eye** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:48 am

(that's a big stereotype in itself

)
Granted, there are 5859347545474789577.

I wish I had something to wish for.

by **Iceking** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:50 am

Granted, but you wish for a T-virus injection, causing you to turn into a zombie. I wish I was an Uragaan.

by **Godzilla Forever** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:51 am

Granted, but you wish poorly. I wish for an unlimited supply of chocolate bars that are all uncontaminated and cannot spoil.

by **Evil Eye** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:00 am

Granted, but they're in a safe with thousand foot thick walls.

I wish I had more junk food.
(Oh wait, I do

)

by **raptor33** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:12 pm

Granted. It's all poisonous cheese-flavored milkshakes.

I wish that I don't have to wish for anything!

Try to beat that.

by **Giratina93** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:18 pm

Granted, but due to the fact that I'm an evil Genie, I set you on fire.

I wish for world peace when I'm alive, and unharmed.

by **raptor33** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:20 pm

Granted. They decide that you are the cause of madness and you are destroyed in their quest for peace.

I wish that Gira can't grant my wish to not wish for any wish.
(paradox'd...)

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