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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:24 pm

Granted, but you blow up for making such a confusing wish.

I wish I had a pet Deviljho!
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Postby Iceking » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:26 pm

Granted, but you fail to feed it the amount of feed it needs, causing it to eat your family, then eat you. I wish Jhen Mohran was a real creature.
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Postby raptor33 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:28 pm

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for Gira to burn himself up next time to tries to burn me.
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Postby Giratina93 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:33 pm

Granted, but I electrocute you with a Thunder Bullet.

I wish Doc was promoted to Admin status!
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Postby raptor33 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:37 pm

Granted. Then he bans you for you being annoying.

I wish you can't grant my wish! BEAT THAT I DARE YOU!
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Postby Shadow » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:10 pm

Kay.

I wish that my wish I've already made would come true and happen faster than it is atm.
When you want it the most there's no easy way out
When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
Don't give up on your faith
Love comes to those who believe it
And that's the way it is
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Postby raptor titanus3 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:29 am

Done

I wish that i'd get the huntsmen in tf2 cause i turned my last one into a sniper token
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Postby Iceking » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:32 am

Granted, but you get backstabbed by spies instantly everytime you respawn. I wish I was the king of the world.
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Postby raptor titanus3 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:34 am

Granted but you're assasinated by your crazy uncle

I wish mother wasn't forcing me off the computer (so long)
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Postby Evil Eye » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:37 am

Granted, she sells the computer.

I wish AUGUST WOULD HURRY UP DAMMIT.
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Postby raptor33 » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:19 pm

Granted. You break the fabric of spacetime and millions of years pass by, you die, and then its August of the year 5,000,2016.

I wish you all go to the RPGT E-War and leave this topic.... for now.
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Postby Giratina93 » Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:59 am

Granted, but then, you get loneny, so you commit sepuku.

I wish to fight both TT and KP at the same time!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:02 am

Granted, but you die one post into the fight.

I wish it wasn't too cold or too hot where I live.
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:02 am

Granted, it's too humid.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early.
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:10 am

Granted, but you wake up too late instead. I wish summer school was OVAH.
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:38 pm

(there's no such thing as waking up too late :P)
Granted, but school starts again.

I wish I hadn't just tainted that wish =/
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:55 pm

Granted but you taint another one.

I wish I had a video capture card for my TV <_>
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Postby Evil Eye » Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:05 pm

Granted but it's bad quality.

I wish Steam wasn't being ghey :x
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Postby Giratina93 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:35 pm

Granted, but your entire Internet fails on you.

I wish for unlimited, untainted, and delicious Egg Nog, all to myself!
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:47 pm

Granted but you get hit by a bus before you can drink any of it.

I wish I got into the Cataclysm beta D:
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