RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

I pull out the demon katna.

"Ooh, ahh, I'm so scared, yeah yeah yeah, think of osmething better to say, please."

I tranform into rodan, flying around, the sides of my wings bladed along the edges to make the form even more dangerous........

[Giratina93]

*The Koopa look at the massive elementally unstable dragon, before hurling a burning match at it, the match causing it's elemental composure to go into overdrive, causing the Alateron to blow up.*

Koopa: Thank you Chemistry classes!

*Reappears behind G4E, now in the form of the great Koopa King, before launching a fireballl at him, a band of Koopas arrove in the background and begin to play the regular Bowser Battle Music from Super Mario Galaxy...*

[Iceking]

*Nothing happens to the Alatreon, the match doing absolutely nothing to the dragon, which can live in volcanic areas. The Alatreon then blasts the Koopa with a fire beam, incininerating the turtle.* Alatreon:Very pathetic. Your "chemistry" teacher obviously lied to you, idiot turtle. *The dragon takes to the air, then flies off to go look for a battle worth watching.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I counter gira's fireball with an atomic fireball, an explosion occuring, before gira suddenly feels a sharp pain in his chest, my axe having become lodged in him, which I threw right as the explosion occured.......

[Giratina93]

*Is blown back by the explosion, the axe bouncing off the front part of the shell, I land on both legs.*

And now, let this fight truly begin...

*leaps up and down, generating massive waves in the ground, the waves large enough and fast enough to send G4E flying if they hit...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I quickly take the form of rodan and fly up, effectively dodging the energy waves, before I send a uranium heat beam slamming into gira's chest........

[Giratina93]

*Rolls up into a spiky ball, the uranium beam catching me on fire, though the fames do not harm me as I spin rapidly, before bouncing at G4E, slamming into his body, sending the user crashing nito the gruond as I bounce off a rock, flying right back at him again...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I quickly turn back to godzilla form as I hit the ground, grabbing gira as he nears me before slamming him into the ground, fracturing his shell, and I toss him up and kick him away into a grove of treez, tearing them all down......

[Giratina93]

*Stops spinning, before uncurling, the band now getting to the point the chorus joins into the song, The song beeing sweet music to my ears as I unleash a wave of flames at G4E...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I growl from the flames, but they do no visable damage to me. Suddenly, an orchestra pops up behind me, as the beginning of the Godzilla march begins to play as I unleash a blast of nuclear breath.........

[Giratina93]

*The Koopa band, not to be outdone, raises up the volume of their music, now being heard all across the Site as I leap abvoe the flames at G4E, before punching him across the face, sending the user flopping away a good 30 meters...*

[Godzilla Forever]

I snarl from the punch before quickly getting to my feet, lunging at gira, knocking us both to the ground with my sheer tonnage, while the orchestra plays even louder than before, the godzilla march coming close to its finish........

[Giratina93]

*Duee to my strength, manages to kick G4E off of me and into a tree, before body slammnig him, subsequently morphing into a snail, the Koopa Band, still playing louder and far better than the raspy Orchestra, finishes, then takes a bow, before leaving, the sounds of a sea of hands clapping being heard for miles...*



i am a useless waste of life....can someone please eat me? i'm not worth the nutrients in my body...

[Shadow]

*Gira's Orchestra is blown up*

*whistles*

I so totally didn't plant some C4 under there. I totally don't hate Koopas. Just so were clear on that ^-^#

*Slams a giant bottle of Tomato Sauce on EE*

I don't like Sauce, it spoils the food imo.

[The Kingpin]

Shoop da Salmon is more a description than a name. a black fish with red lips and fires lasers. another random toy pulled out of the enormous bag of tricks...


*fish is uneffected, though implodes into nothing as its reabsorbed into the alternate dimension that is my Storehouse of Silliness*

[Godzilla Forever]

Suddenly, my beam of atomic breath bursts through gira's back and comes out his chest, the Godzilla march coming to a close, before Gira randomly explodes and the song comes to an end...........

[Shadow]

*G4E's orchestra also blows up*

o.0

[Godzilla Forever]

Shrugs.

"Aw well. Good thing they were on sale at walmart."

[Shadow]

*C4 explodes in G4E's face*

*whistles*

[Giratina93]

*Beam bounces off of back of shell, I am still a turtle, not a snail, as I turn gigantic, and smash G4E into the ground with a mega-sized fist.*

I win...