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Postby Shadow » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:03 pm

*Jams some C4 in Giras shell, caking him in it, making it hard for him to move. Presses button and whistles*
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*Presses button frantically*
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Oh right.
*Flicks switch THEN presses button, Gira blows up*
Phew
*Wipes brow*
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When you're ready to go and your heart's left in doubt
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:07 pm

*What Shadow ACTUALLY blew up was a normal Koopa dressed up as me, the real me standing behind Shadow, cracking fingers.*

Time for you to learn to play nice...

*Grabs shadow, the screen turns away from the resulting beating, the sounds of Shadow being ripped apart slowly and painfully being heard all over...*
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Postby Shadow » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:19 pm

*Grabs Giras hand as he touches my shoulder, flinging him over said shoulder.*

I don't play nice.
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Postby Evil Eye » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:28 pm

*Ninja-dodges ketchup*

I agree, Shadow.

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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:32 pm

*boot streaks forward, slamming into Gira out of nowhere, before rising into the sky*
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:34 pm

* Lands on both feet, a bit dazzed, but otherwise alright.*

Dang flying boots... KP's probably having a field day right now... Oh course, I'm going to have to choose the lesser of two evils soon...

*Turns into Scorpion forme, before heading off in search of a place to rest...*
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Postby Shadow » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:36 pm

*Giant UV light shines over Gira, before hes picked up by a giant hand wearing a glive and shoved into a small(or giant to him) glass tank with a cricket inside and some sand*

wow, I so didn't expect that to happen o.O
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:39 pm

*All 8 eyes narrow at Shadow, before I tear nito the cricket, devouring it...*

Atleast it's better than nothing...
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Postby Shadow » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:42 pm

*Gira is taken into a small hut and put next to several other Scorpions of varying sizes*

Looks like you gonna be a collectors item o.O

*Another cricket is dropped into Giras tank*
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:47 pm

*Is now bored, my pincers open up, revealing massive cannons in them...*

3...2...1...FIRE!

*Beams shoot out of pincers, blasting a hole in th cage, I flee uot of the hole and into the underbrush, my scorpion size being the size of the black scorpions from CotT...*
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Postby Shadow » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:49 pm

*the door is slammed in giras face and he is picked up by a large pair of tweezers, before being put into a new, reinforced glass cage, and a secondary cage around the tank*

off to Dark Mod
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Postby Doc 42 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:09 pm

Evil Eye wrote:
Godzilla Forever wrote:OOC: Oops......


Giratina93 wrote:OOC: I wasn't referring to you and the giant chicken... he's alright... but Shoop Da Salmon ain't...


WHOA. HEY.

Doc...?



Dear RPGTEW,
your beloved Moderator has returned, and justice shall resume as usual.
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YOU OOC'ING PIECE OF HORSE !#@

YOU HAVE BEEN TRIED
YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED
*pop*
*Giratina93 is a Pretzel*

*Godzilla Forever is a vacuum cleaner*

*both are dumped into an arena in the middle of everyone*

FFIIIGHT FOR REDEMPTION!

The winner will be freed immediately
The loser will be freed next Sunday, at 18:00 hours GMT
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:10 pm

*Fires off beams again, this time at full power, the beams melt through both cages, I move through the openings, before turnnig nito Anti-matter, drifting off as a vastly-spreaded cloud, heading out into the main site...*

*Turns into a Pretzel, before entering the arena.*

READY TO FIGHT!
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Postby Evil Eye » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:16 pm

*grabs popcorn, sitting in a seat in the stands to watch the upcoming fight, with two boxes in front of me*

Oy, place ye bets here, ye scurvy dogs!
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Postby The Kingpin » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:30 pm

*a very large gold coin lands on EE, flattening him*

money's on G4E...if he loses you get to use the gold to pay for the hospital bills you'll need covered for being flattened by a coin...
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:31 pm

*Group of Koopas are on the bleachers, waiting for the fight to begin.*

Koopa 1: Sheesh... A pretzel vs a Vacuum Cleaner? This is one-sided. Gira's gonna lose, AGAIN!

*Appears behind the Koopa, before firing a Shoop Da Woop lazer at him, incinerating him as I return to the arena.*

Next person to say that I'm going to loose this fight is gonig to be reduced to a pile of molten slag... UNDERSTAND?

*Tiffany and Clair walk up to the betting boxes, Clair places a bet for G4E, while TIffany places one for me.*

Clair: Gira's going down... I don't think he's ever won a fight here fair and square...

Tiffany: I highly doubt that. I know Gira well, and I think even as a pretzel, he's got this...
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Postby Shadow » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:35 pm

*Shifts to money booth and bets lots on G4E*

Dude, G4E's gonna pwn this. I can feel it.

*Takes a seat*

Gira is so gonna die =D
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:15 pm

*Vase of lava above Shadow's head breaks, causing the lava to pour onto Shadow's head, turning him to molten slag.*

what did I say?
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Postby Iceking » Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:25 pm

*I suddenly appear at the booth, putting money in the booth and betting all on G4E.* I'm betting all my money on G4E.
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Postby Giratina93 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:28 pm

*Looks at everyone betting their money on G4E, a grin on my face.*

(Go ahead, bet all your money on him... However, don't forget that I might have a superb ace up my sleeve or two...)

*Chuckles, having roughly figured out how this fight will go...*
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