RPG Topia E-war

[Giratina93]

*One of the Koopas keeping watch spots the spine, the sheer shock of the sight sending him onto his back.*

Koopa: w.w.w.We found it!

hmmmmm... So the hunt's resumed after last time's failure... This time, I have no Rayquaza to help me out, nor do I have Ridley or Bowser, but my current crew should be enough...

*Hits the hunting gong, 4 of the smaller vessles begin to fire their ballistas into the sand where the spine was, hoping to hit the Jhen Moran with them...*

[Iceking]

*The Jhen Mohran, well area of the bastillas, has already moved deeper, the shots missing it. Having moved closer to the nearest vessel, it then moves up just enough so that it's head hits the smaller vessel from underneath, though the head stays under the sand.*

[Godzilla Forever]

I watch the desert encounter from high above the desert in my Rodan form......

[Giratina93]

Koopa: Holy cow! it's beneath us!

Koopa 2: Then drop the depth charges, idiot!

8Both koopas onboard the boat begin to throw depth charges into the sand, massive explosions to off as they rip through the Jhen Moran's tough hide, blood being visible in the sand...*

[Iceking]

*The force of the blow from underneath, having been fairly strong, results in the Koopas flying into the air and landing on their backs before they could throw any depth charges. A second, stronger hit then sends the boat into the air, it's crew falling off into the sand while the hull of the boat at the area where it was hit has a visible hole in it. The Jhen then dives down a bit deeper, starting to move ahead of the remaining vessels.*

[Giratina93]

MR: Koopa squad F is down!

So it's decided to play... unleash all the depth charges...

*All koopas on every boat hurl depth charges into the sand, massive explosions engulf the area, the crew hoping to have delt some damage to the beast...*

[Iceking]

*Having sensed the vibrations from the explosions, the Jhen mohran already went deep and now swimming up, it stabs it's tusks into the left side of the largest vessel, taking out the bastilla launcher on that side, the tusks being the only parts of the creature visible before they submerge and the Jhen swims under the larger vessel, remaining hidden for the momment, but tailing one of the smaller vessels now while staying deep enough to be safe from the explosions.*

[Giratina93]

MR: One of our ballista launchers is down, King Giratina!

Do not worry... this is all falling according to plan. We shall slay this beast, Epona!

MR: I AM NOT EPONA!

*The other vesselsbegin to throw barrels of a powerful deadly chemical into the sand, the chemical causing all flesh that touches it to melt away at a horrific speed, all the Delex in the area leap out of the sand in an attempt to get away from the chemical, their bodies being reduced to bones as their skin and meat are eaten away...*

The Jhen Moran will have to surface... or else risk being turned into a glorified doggy bone...

[Iceking]

*The Jhen Mohran does indeed surface, but it appears a few feet behind the smaller vessel it was tailing and swims forward at full speed, slaming into the smaller vessel it was tailing off the port side of the main vessel, the impact destroying the stern completely and making the crew fly off and into the sand.*

[Giratina93]

*Watches as a few Koopas from the hit boat land on my boat, I'm currently stationed on the remaining working Ballista.*

THere you are, you little *****.

*Fires off the Ballista Binder, the harpoon hits the Jhen Moran in the throat, all the other boats fire theirs, three of the harpoons pierce the beast dangerously close to the right eye, while the other one also pierces the throat, blood spilling onto the sand...*

[Iceking]

*Having began to increase speed after ramming the smaller boat, the Jhen snarls as the Binder Bastilla shots pierce it's right leg and part of the hide on the right side, as well as the other shots. Arching it's back, it then moves it then flings several rocks off of it's massive body. One of the rocks crushes the Bastilla that fired the binder, allowing the creature to jerk itself to the right and get those Bastillas in it's right side out, also getting the one near it's right eye out. Suddenly swimming to the left at a great speed, it then collides with another smaller vessel, breaking it to splinters from the force of the impact and sending the crew flying away from the main vessel.*

[Giratina93]

Koopas: LORD GIRA!!!!

um... I think we lost 3 boats already... that just leaves three other boats minus the one we're on..

*Mans the cannon, befor efiring a cannonball at the Jhen Moran, the cannonball strikes the beast's left tusk befor eit can react, blasting th etusk to bits, the other boats fire their cannons as well, aiming for the beast's right tusk...*

[raptor33]

*appears on gira's boat playing sim city 4*

Come on save you....
*game crashes*
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Gira... where'd you get the boat? And the koopas?

[Giratina93]

*Is too busy to talk to Raptor, Meta-Ridley turns to face the user.*

MR: Gira's had this sand vessel since the 4th Civil War... it's just that he hasn't used it recently until now. The Koopas are still allowed here, so long as there aren't too many of them here and none of them have names. And before you even ask, I'm an actual character in the SHRPG, so I'm allowed, though Gira still occasionally laments the fact he can't use my organic form, though I'm superior that he was before TT blocked him out...

[raptor33]

Eh heh.... yeah I rememeber you Ridley. I also remember you fail and Tiffany is far superior to you. What does that make your organic form?

And yes, I do know I'm asking for it. *grabs radio and plays Dont Stop (inner party systems) before drawing my sword*

What could you possibly do to me, ya dumb machine?

[Iceking]

*The left tusk, being harder than Gira would like it to be, has a chunk blown out of it, but remains largely intact. Raising it's head up a bit, the Jhen brings the right tusk just out of reach of the cannonballs. The massive creature then flings more rocks off of it's body, the rocks landing on several cannons on the remaining vessels and crushing them beyond repair. Swimming to the right, the Jhen then collides with one of the smaller boats and breaks it in half before swimming behind Gira's main vessel, putting it out of reach of the remaining cannons, although following behind the vessel at severl hundred meters.*

[Giratina93]

8*Is thankfully missed by the rocks, the ballistas on the remaining two other vessels fire upward, raining down onto the Jhen Moran....*

MR: Me and Ridley are two entirely seperate entities...If it wasn't that way, I wouldn't be Tiffany might be better than me, but Ridley is better than TIffany. If I could prove that he's better than her, I would, but that will have to wait until later...

*Tiffany watches the two talking from the bow of the boat, th egirl thinking to herself.*

Tiffany: (Good. Neither Raptor or Meta-Ridley know of Ridley's secret... She wouldn't be happy if the beans were spilt...)

[Iceking]

*Even as the Bastillas rain down onto it, the Jhen suddenly swims to the port side of the main vessel and swims in a straight line, pulling one of the remaining smaller vessels into the larger one, the impact break the smaller boat apart while the larger one takes some damage to the hull. The Jhen the launches 7 rocks off of it's body, one of which hits one of the Bastilla launchers on the only smaller vessel that remains.*

[raptor33]

*Teleports behind Tiffany*

Enjoying the show?

Is it me or did you call Ridley a SHE again? DIDNT YOU HAVE THIS ARGUMENT BEFORE!?!? RIDLEY IS A HE!!!! CHANGE IT NOW BEFORE TT HEARS YOU!

*shoots MR* You created a paradox. Don't push me, I'm arguing.

[Giratina93]

*The ballista manages to stay intact, a Koopa leaps onto it, before firing it, the ballista projectile pierces the Jhen Moran's eye, not killing the beast, but causing serous damage, several Koopas begin to leap from the highest point on the smaller vessel, using hang gliders to land on the Jhen Moran without it knowing...*