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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:08 pm

I growl form the crushing feeling on my head. However, I react quickly, and stab gira's dragon arm's joint with my wrist blade, peircing the elbow bone and tearing the ligaments..........
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Postby Giratina93 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:36 pm

Koopa 1: We're busy trying to toy with TT's head... If you want to sit and watch, then fine, but the second you interfeer...

*The other two Koopas cracak their knuckles, sadistic smiles on their faces as they continue to project their thoughts into TT's brain...*

*Howls in pain, then punches G4E in the face with my normal arm, dislocating his lower jaw while sending him flying off the edge of the sand vessel, the wound in ym elbow begins nto regenerate...*

owwww...
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:39 pm

I growl from the punch shaking my head from the blow. I extend my wrist blades and prepare for gira's attack, the jaw slowly being drawn back into its socket.........
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Postby raptor33 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:52 pm

*phonebook reappears behind the koopas*

Thou ought not do that. Thou shallt pay with thy lives. Come hither and fight, or does thou wisheth to perish in flame?

*fire engulf the phonebook, although it does't burn*

I will await thy answer for only so long, then thou shallt perish within the flames.
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The game of life,
So drop your pain,
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Postby The Kingpin » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:11 pm

RobOwl: O RLY? O,O
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG

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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:16 pm

A giant chicken pops up behind roboowl.

"BOOOOOOCK bockbockbock ba-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!"

The chicken proceeds to peck the robotic owl........
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Postby The Kingpin » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:25 pm

*RobOwl's head turns around 360 degrees*

RobOwl: NO WAI *massive laser beam shoots out of it's eyes, completely vapourising the chicken*
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Postby raptor33 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:32 pm

OH MY YELLOW PAGES!!!! *phonebook dives out of the path of laser*

Thou ought not make me wait, if thou wisheth to escape with thy life.

*fire pillar erupts beneath koopas (and the owl.....)* Thou shallt not ignore me! Perish by flame! Repent thy actions post haste, and thou shallt be spared...
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:32 pm

Fried chicken crushes robo owl under its tonnage, steam rising from the fried corpse...
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Postby raptor33 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:36 pm

Thou shallt repent thy actions against me or thy shallt perish in flame which thou ist now layeth within.

*I grasb a bag of popcorn and watch the book shoot fire at the fried chicken*
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:46 pm

raptor33 wrote:Nice one IK. And here I thought you lost your touch. We'll meet again... good fight by the way.

*vanishes and reappears in the hummerbase, arm fully healed*

Now let's see... EE's back? Really? OOH THIS 'LL BE FUNN!!!!

*teleports behind EE and pokes him* Hi there. DIE!!! *lets my cat out on EE*

*cactus eats cat*
*cactus pokes raptor*
*raptor is in pain*

The Kingpin wrote:RobOwl: O RLY? O,O

...not much of an improvement over "PwnOwl" =p
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Postby raptor33 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:01 pm

AHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL MAN!?? I WAS ENJOYING THE SHOW!!
*teleports behind EE and slaps him*

*book shoots fire laser at cactus*

Thou shallt not attack my master; thou shallt burn in the firey depths of Hell for thy actions.

*I sigh loudly*

He's a phonebook, hows he supposed to know shakespeare exists? Or Hell for that matter?

......He thinks Tiffany burning him was "Hell."

That is so ridiculous.
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:02 pm

*cactus appears behind me suddenly, so that raptor slaps it, sending numerous epicly long needles through his hand*

*cactus is too watery to catch fire*
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Postby raptor33 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:06 pm

*I'm BEHIND EE so my slaps still hit him*

OH YOU SAY I VOID TOO MUCH? HYPOCRITE!

*book shoots more and more fire at the cactus*

Thou must realize that all thing will burneth after longeth enough time. Thou art plant, thou shallt burn soon, no matter how watery thou art.
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Postby Iceking » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:07 pm

*Watches as Raptor teleports away, then begins to watch the battle between G4E and Gira.*
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Postby Evil Eye » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:40 pm

*edits my previous post*
HA

No, I didn't say that, Gira did I think. Or G4E.

*Cactus dances, still not catching light*
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:54 pm

*Koopas explode*

Easy fix =D

*Grabs phonebook and tears it in half*

MACHO BWAAAH.
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Postby Giratina93 » Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:56 am

*Remaining Koopa continues to bombard TT's mind with thoughts of waging war, threatening to blow up the Search Icon if he refuses...*

*EYes begin to glow yellow, thunder and lightning begin to strike all around the dragonship, a thunderbolt zaps G4E right ontop o fhis head, sizzling him to a crisp...*

I wonder what roasted Godzilla tastes like?
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Postby Godzilla Forever » Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:22 am

As the bolt nears me, I raise my blade overhead, abosrbing the energies into my blade, though my skin is slightly burnt in my hands from its heat, before I send it back towards gira as a wall of electricity.
"If none can know what lies ahead, then losing one's way is just human nature."~ Yoshimitsu

"Would you hear my desire? To take this foul blade, and use it to blot out the light forever!" ~ Ganondorf
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Postby TyrannoTitan » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:13 am

....

*Last koopa explodes*

Persistent b*stards...
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