RPG Topia E-war

[Godzilla Forever]

The beast sprouts space pirate limba, allowing it to move more easily, before it begins to run towards the others......

[dinoman666]

Fine, fine...

*A sheet of paper drifts down from the ceiling, landing at Gira's feet. On it is a list*

1. Single-player only, bud.

2. This is a contained environment. Nothing gets in or out until I say so.

3. You have 5 lives. Oh, right, you've been blasted, what, three times now? Make that 2 lives. After that, you lose.

4. Have fun!

Is that good enough for you?

[Giratina93]

*Looks at the lsit, before setting it on fire.*

I agree with all that is on it!

*Loads up both Machien Guns, before opening fire on the Coovies, blasting numerous hoels into the Grunts and blasting away at the ELite's shields...*

*The space Pirates keep retreating, blasting the creature with their weapons...*

[dinoman666]

*The Elites dive and duck, dodging the incoming fire, while the ones behind Gira open fire with Plasma Rifles and Repeaters, and the Grunts scatter in fright*

[Giratina93]

*Ducks, the shots flying over my head, I throw my machine guns away as my arms expand and explode, two massive tentacles in their place, I swing the tentacles at the Elites swatting them around like flies, sending a few of them crashing into the grunts...*

[dinoman666]

*Shields protecting the Spec Ops Elites, they simply roll to their feet, before disappearing from sight. The Grunts, having recovered by this point, fire on Gira with their Needlers*

[Giratina93]

*Wraps tentacles around self, all the needler shots sink into the tentacles, not exploding for an odd reason..*

my turn.

*All the needler shots that sank into the tentacles fire back out, impaling the grunts that fired them in the first place, some of the needler shots slice through their methane packs, causing them to gasp for air, others stick into their suits, then explode, sending their purple blood everywhere...*

[dinoman666]

(Grunts bleed blue, not purple )

*The Elites reappear, igniting Energy Swords and charging at Gira from all directions*

[Godzilla Forever]

The creature snarls before shooting a strange, cystic fluid at one pirate, the fluid sticking to him, freezing him in place as the creature begins to near him.....

[Giratina93]

(Well escuse me! I got the Elite's blood and the Grunt's blood mixed up, I guess...)

*Smirks, then slams both tantacles into the earth, massive earth spires rise up beneath the ELite's feet, causing them to rise up hundreds of feet into the air, the spires suddenly vanish, sending the now airborn elites falling to their demises, I turn away as the satisfying sounds of necks breaking and bones snapping are heard upon impact...*

*The Space Pirate tries to free himself, his arm cannon still firing at the creature, trying to aim for it;s eyes...*

[dinoman666]

(Yer dang right you mixed 'em up. D:< Also, the ceiling only rises up fifty feet, but that still probably enough to be fatal anyway)

*Another trio of Phantoms swoop in, dropping off two Wraith tanks and a Revenant. The passenger in the Revenant is armed with a Plasma Launcher. As the Phantoms depart, three Banshees swoop in, circling at a safe distance while the Covenant ground vehicles fire plasma mortars at Gira from the other side of the arena*

[Godzilla Forever]

One of the shots hits the creature in the eye, causing it to bellow in pain before retreating back a bit..........

[Giratina93]

*Eyes widen as the mortars near me..*

you insolt bit-

*The mortars hit the ground where I am, causing explosions all over, only for me to reappear ontop of one of the banshees, having teleported away from the morters at the last moment as I begin to cave in the cockpit of the flying machine, before ripping the Elite piloting it out, I take over, before rainnig fiery plasma down upon the Wraiths and the Reveneant...*

*The space Pirate keeps firing, his comrades begin to cut him out of the sticky situation....*

[Godzilla Forever]

The beast roars in pain before leaping upwards and attatching itself to the ceiling, as cystic fluids begin to spread from its form and gather around it.......

[dinoman666]

*The two other Banshees turn and chase after Gira, firing on his Banshee with their Plasma Cannons. The Wraith's turrets open fire on Gira as well, and the Revenant continues to use its light plasma mortar to fire on the stolen aircraft*

[Godzilla Forever]

The creature reaches the next stage in its life, a chysalis, and begins to warp and change within its sticky prison.....

[C S]

*Somewhere rly rly rly rly rly rly rly rly far away*

Aircrest: How the f*ck did I end up over here....somewhere really...really....really...really...f*ck it, Im not saying all that

Red raptor: Oh hai dere

Aircrest:....

Red Raptor: Are you green raptor?!

Aircrest:....

Blue Raptor: RED RAPTOR LEADER, WE MUST SUMMON THE RAPTORZORD!

Aircrest: Oh great, leave it to me to find myself with some power raptor wannabes...somehow...

Red Raptor: With the power of friendship!

Aircrest: Well Ive over stayed my welcome-

Blue Raptor: Nuuuu we need a Green Raptor!

Aircrest: Im also black...

Black Raptor: What'cho got against black raptors?!

Aircrest:..........*starts walking away down a gentle grass covered hill. In the distance the tops of jungle trees could be seen. The sun is shining bright over head in what seems to be the mid day position, and a breeze sweeps over the grassland. This seems to be the perfect day for A MAGICAL ADVENTUUUUURE (that was supposed to be an echo...yeah...)

[Giratina93]

*Barrel rolls, dodging the firepower sent at me, I turn the Banshee around, before flying it right at the Reveant, I hop out at the last moment, the Banshee collides with the Covenant vehicle, blowing it to bits in the resulting explosion, large hunks of metal fly through the air, colliding with the other two Banshees, blowing them up as well...*

Now all that's left are the two Wraiths...

*The space Pirates cut out their bretherin, before retreating down the hall...*

[C S]

*Walking across the grassland, Aircrest sees many sights in the far reaching expanse. Birds flying over head, some large gray beasts in the distance, too far away fro any specific features to be made out, a flock of strange ostritch like creatures running away from a monster truck, the vehicle's giant wheels chewing up the ground and spitting dirt out from behind it while its engine makes ferocious booming noises. All the while, he is unphased by it. Really*

Aircrest: Well this is new. Not that suprising, but still not new.

*suddenly, a whispery disembodied voice says into his ear: "Grab your weapon young one, the fate of the realm depends on you!"*

Aircrest:...No it doesnt.

Voice: Yes it does!

Aircrest:....How

Voice: Well...theres this really evil guy

Aircrest: Uh huh

Voice: And he makes life sh*t for the other disembodied voices like us!

Aircrest: I see

Voice: And we need someone to kick his a*s!

Aircrest:...Wow. Even for a deux es machina, that is pretty f*cking weak

Voice: D:< WAIT I AM A VOICE AND CANT BE ANGRY FACE NOOOO *paradox. Vortex. Cool flashy lights and explosions before disappearing. wait. A disembodied VOICE (cant be seen) being ripped from time created a light show?! PARADOX*


Aircrest:.....again, not too suprising *continues on his way*

[Godzilla Forever]

the creature continues its transformation, nearing its next stage.........