RPG Topia E-war

[C S]

*A dome of energy forms around me, the intense heat of the barrier instantly vaporizing the torrent of water*

How utterly pathetic.

*Suddenly becomes a blur as I launch myself at UR, crossing the distance between us in split seconds*

Let me show you how its done, whelp!

*Grabs UR by the throat before shooting up into the air, the bright aura making a bright streak of light. Spins about in mid flight, launching UR to the ground, his descent sped up by the increased gravity, the impact sending the defender through the ground*

[UndeadRaptor]

*I drive my energy sword in the direction CS is coming from at the last second before he can reach me, giving him no time to manuver out of the way of the blade...*

[C S]

*The power from the energy blade is simply absorbed as I near, the weapon useless by the time I reach. I grab UR not by the neck, but by his arm as I skyrocket before ultimately launching UR back to the ground*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The gravity levels change once more to the point where everything was just floating freely, as my energy sword recharges while I sail slowly down towards the Halo. I pull out my rocket launcher a second later as gravity goes back to normal once I land, before I lock onto CS with the weapon*

Eat rockets, punk!

[C S]

*A bolt of electricity collides with the launcher, detonating it in UR's grip and blowing the weakened armor over his chest apart. The force of the explosion sends him sprawling backwards*

I'm sure rockets will work. I mean, your first assault with explosives worked so well! That was sarcasm in case you are too dense to figure it out

[UndeadRaptor]

Oh shut up! Atleast I don't have a avatar of a PEGASUS flying upside down!

*My armor quickly regenerates and a beam from my spartan laser collides with CS a moment later...*

[dinoman666]

*Cheshire Cat appears next to UR out of nowhere* Dude, don't diss Rainbow Dash. Bad idea. *Cheshire Cat vanishes as quickly as it appeared*

[C S]

*Another bolt flies out from the aura, splintering the laser*

Yes. How sad is it that the Pegasus is more formidable than yourself?

*Hurdles down from the sky as I draw my blade, slamming my sabatons down into UR mere seconds later and driving him into the ground, the tip of my sword pointed at him, crackling with energy*

Tell me whelp, how much times have you laid before the bringer of your demise? More than you can count, I'm sure!

[UndeadRaptor]

Well actually, I STILL have a way of beating you, but it's only temporarily. You know that water over the edge of this hangar? Well, it's quite deadly annnd *leaves body in the form of a spirit before posessing CS* I'm gonna take you over said edge right now and finish this.

*I walk the user's body over towards the edge of the hangar, before preparing to make him dive into the water...*

[C S]

*UR's spirit is trapped within a cage of electrical energy as I laugh cruelly at his ignorance*

How pathetic! How idiotic! You actually think that would WORK?! I shouldn't have expected less from you, after those damn rocks, but no matter.

*Streams of energy reach out for UR's abandoned body, which is swiftly broken down into pure power and absorbed*

While I'm certain you will try to wriggle out of this somehow, worm, I will continue to make you suffer at every turn until this war is over!

*Begins to draw the raw energy from the member's spirit itself, the aura growing even larger, and the crackling energies get even more violent, lashing out at the surroundings*

[Giratina93]

*Is also watching the fight, I busy chewing on some watermelon, several other squirrels near me are also chewing on some watermelon...*

*On the shoreline, Bowser weakly hauls himself onto land, the Koopa King battered and bruised from the fall... The Koopa King collapses, trying to spit out something, but cannot...*

Bowser: Damn you... TT... and you too... Dogfish...

*With one final cough, Bowser finally stops moving, as if dead, his body then vanishes..*

Persephone: Mara-darling, I have a small request for you to do...

Mara: If it involves swmming suits, count me out!

Persephone: No... it's more serious than that... I want you to call a certain man for me...

*Mara turns around, curious. Persephone hands her a piece of paper with a single name on it, as well as the number below it...*

Mara: "Wesker"? Is it this guy you want me to call?

Persephone: Yes... He is an agent for the Umbrella Corporation, which develops... well, I cannot tell you what it is. It's top-secret information. Just call him and ask him to send over "TALOS". He'll understand what you're asking of him.. Got it?

Mara: I guess so... (TALOS... Wesker... Umbrella Corporation? I've never heard of any of these... just what is she planning?)

*Mara heads out of he chamber, before picking up the nearest phone. The Kitsune begins to dial the number she was given...*

[UndeadRaptor]

No, I honestly didn't. But, I came with TWO back-up plans!

*CS is suddenly trapped inside a massive cage with very, very thick walls, and the ground below him opens up, letting him AND the cage free-fall towards the deadly, no-clipping water...*

[C S]

*The cage simply melts under the intense energies which are formed into a barrier again, letting the slag flow off of it and into the water, steam rising from it*

Any more ideas? Oh, you haven't tried dropping an anvil yet! Maybe you want to open a portal to some new world? Oh right, you already tried that. Didn't really work, did it? *Begins to chuckle* When will you learn that the more you resist the more you humiliate yourself?! You've lost this fight the moment it began!

[UndeadRaptor]

*Instead of the cage made from Forerunner tech melting, it counters the powers of the energy CS has, sucking it away during the freefall*

Pathetic. If only I warned you this cage CAN'T melt... HA!

[C S]

*Simply waves a hand, the cage disappearing all together*

If only I warned you that plot devices and **** pulled out your *** doesn't work during war time, buffoon! Huuuuur how silly of me!

*The energy cage restraining the spirit shrinks before ultimately dissipating as I finish consuming UR's power, ending this stupidity*

[Pyronychus]

Oh bad...

*Looks around frantically, moving to on metal wall and leaning all my weight on it to see if there's any chance of slowing it down.*

*Switch hisses furiously and squirms against her bindings, her lack of good control making the movements jerky. Focusing on only one thing, she manages to move her head enough to take hold of one of the cables in her mouth, attempting to pull it from its socket or alternately, sever it between her adamantium teeth...*

[UndeadRaptor]

*The floor above CS shuts, trapping him inside a rock, while he loses air. A vision of me appears while I reform in the hangar, in my spartan armor again*

Vision: Hey, guess what? THIS STUFF HERE, THIS ROCK YOU'RE TRAPPED IN, IS INDESTRUCTIBLE! YA HA HA HA! Wow, that was loud. Also, you have NO means of escape this time, user!

[C S]

*UR's post is void...for obvious reasons*

And you all wonder why I think this place is a stinking cesspool of idiocy. Its so sad its funny!

[dinoman666]

*The walls are too heavy to simply stop, but are nevertheless moving rather slowly anyway* Whoa whoa whoa, Switchblade! Don't do that! You'll trigger an alarm! Besides, I think I have a better idea. Your body has a verbal override command in case of an emergency, allowing me to take control of the body remotely if I have to. All I have to do is remember the password... Come on, Dinoman, think...

*Meanwhile, Denizens are emerging from the ground via blast doors in the courtyard of the fortress, attacking the Covenant defenders. More of them stream out into the site, rampaging through the forums and zapping everything in sight with their deadly rayguns. Jack, on the other hand, is in a large command booth near the top of the lair, monitoring the missiles*

PAYLOAD SECURE. FUEL TRANSFER COMPLETE. MAINTENANCE GANTRIES CLEARED. PRE-LAUNCH WARM-UP SEQUENCE INITIATED. IGNITION IN T-MINUS 59:58.

[Godzilla Forever]

I soon land in the hangar, turning back to my godzilla form.

"Hello gentlemen, what is- woah.

I watch UR and CS's fight, taking a single step back and readying my energy sword.

"Um, I'll wait until you two are done fighting, then it is my turn."