The Monkey Paw Game

[raptor titanus3]

granted but someone fires off an air horn in your ear as your drinking it (I can only inmagine the hystaria caused by that )

I wish to know the next post image upgrade (I think it's a dino if it is than thats something to look forward to, if not oh well)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you never use it for various reasons.

I wish I had an air horn to blow in that exact person's ear and get back to finishing my drink.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but it's nearly empty so when you use it all it does is make a fart noise

I wish for El tigre to be put back on tv (it was a funny show)

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you're to dumb to realize they've been putting re-runs on since it was cancelled.

I wish for something random enough to ruin someone's life.

[raptor titanus3]

granted, but its TT who finally snaps and starts taking out is aggresion on you

I wish that I could see thsoe episodes on one of the channels my HD tivo actually supports

[Iceking]

Granted, but the episodes are boring. I wish that Dead Space 2 would be released this year.

[UndeadRaptor]

Granted, but you have far to much troubles with the game to want to play it.

I wish I had some sort of vacuum to suck people up with.

[raptor titanus3]

granted but it's just a normal vaccum which fails to truly capture anyone

I wish for MOAR POSTS in random fun

[Iceking]

Granted, but said posts do not entertain you.

I wish I could control the speed of my aging.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but you make a mistake and get stuck at age 100 for all eternity.

I wish for me not having to do a stupid roject in the summer.

[Iceking]

Granted, but now you end up having to clean every square inch of your house, even the roof and chimney.

I wish I could be an advisor for the next Jurassic Park movie.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it ends up being a box office flop.

I wish I could be in the upcoming Hobbit film.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you don't get payed.

I wish I could be a voice actor in Halo 4.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but you get stuck as a marine who get killed off early.

I wish I could be more inspired so I can finish my story...

[Iceking]

Granted, but your story doesn't have a happy ending.

I wish for a private yacht.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but the yacht is dilapidated.

I wish for a fighter jet.

[Iceking]

Granted, but you can't pay the fuel bill.

I wish I had a PS1.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but it costs a fortune, so you can't buy any games.

I wish for a pet Diablos.

[Iceking]

Granted, but it is protective of you to the point that it charges at your friends and chases them away.

I wish screenshots of the flood in the Halo:CE remake would be shown.

[Godzilla Forever]

Granted, but they're so horrifying you gouge your own eyes out.

I wish the Elites would appear in Halo 4.