King of the Hill

[Godzilla Forever]

A Balrog of Morgoth wades onto the hill with little trouble, claimnig it as his.

Err.... Balrog's hill.

The Balrog protects the hill.

[InfernalAngel]

A deranged old man jumps out from behind a rock and yells, "POWER OF GANDALF REPEL YOU!" To his surprise, Gandalf appears and whoops the Balrog into nothing-ness.

my hill.

The deranged old man gaurds the hill with a turtle.

[Galaxia]

I return and Mario jump the turtle,causing it to recoil into it's shell and be kicked off the hill,taking the old man with it

My hill.

I guard the hill by taking a fire flower

[raptor titanus3]

I HAVE NEW WEAPON... Bullet HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my hill

After the Random HWG spams the hill with lead 1000 and One Demoknights protect the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

A dragon flies by and roasts the knights to a crisp.

My hill.

Anc army of goblins guards the hill.

[Galaxia]

Stealth bombers destroy the goblin army

My hill.

An army of robots and super soldiers guard the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

The kraken comes and noms all the robots and soldiers.

My hill.

The kraken guards the hill, which is now under water.

[Galaxia]

A lava cannon shoots lava at the water,turning it into steam.Evaporating the water and steaming the kraken for eating

My hill.

An immense army of shrimp devour the kraken corpse, growing larger as they do so

[Giratina93]

"I'LL BE TAKING BACK MY HILL" PUNCH!

*Falls down from the heavens, delivering an earth-splitting punch into a shrimp as I land, the entire hill goes up in flames uon inpact, sending the shrimp flying in all directions, while on fire.*

My hill.

*Puts radio ontop of the hill, before blasting "Happily Ever After" at full volume.*

[UndeadRaptor]

Attacks with Spetsnaz forces.

My hill.

Dances while soldiers guard prisoners.

[Giratina93]

*"TIme of the Titans" plays on the radio as a herd of Apatosaurusmove onto the hill to feed, flattening the soldiers and UR.*

my hill.

*The sauropod herd grazes peacefully on the hill.*

[Godzilla Forever]

*Cue Deviljho theme*

My hill.

In a mountain of blood, gore, and sauropod parts, a positively huge Deviljho watches over the hill, body swelled and glowing with power...

[Galaxia]

The Dimension Tide sucks the Deviljho into a wormhole

My hill.

Millions of Meganulon swarm the hill,feasting on the blood of whatever tries to usurp they're control of the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

A gigantic frog hops onto the hill and devours the hapless Dragonflies.

My hill.

Humongous ticks hide on the hill, waiting to feast on the blood of those unfortunate to walk near them...

[InfernalAngel]

A mecha comes and exterminates the ticks.

My hill.

The 50,000,000,000,000 Mile Tall Mecha gaurds the hill.

[Galaxia]

An out of control hot dog vending cart crashes into the mech,which because of it's tremendous height toppled to the ground

My hill.

The vending cart guards the hill shooting radioactive hot dogs at passers by

[raptor titanus3]

A hungry Ghoul Reaver happens by and the rest is history

My hill

After historians collect the hilarious story of the reaver chasing the hot dog cart a swarm of Deathclaws make a nest on the hill

[Iceking]

The decepticons arrive on the hill and blast the deathclaws to pieces before destroying the nest

My hill

The decepticons build their base on the hill

[raptor titanus3]

Suddenly the Legendary BLOATFLY blaste the Deceptacons with it's radioactive stingers which could take down a legandary Deathclaw in three hits!

My hill

The Legendary Bloatfly floats round the hill

[Godzilla Forever]

The 'legendry' bloatfly get pwned by EVAs.

My hill.

the thralls of mordor guard the hill.