by dinoman666 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:38 am
The creature's body stretched backwards impossibly far, dodging Nitsunobue's horns without the being even having to move from his spot. "Whoa now, big guy! No need to go rampaging on me!" He wrapped a calming arm around Nitsunobue's neck, clearly unafraid of the comparatively massive wyvern. "Listen here, bud: I've been in that stone prison for a VERY long time. As you can well imagine, it gets quite boring after a while, being unable to even have a corporeal form and whatnot. Fortunately, the magical barriers that held me eventually weakened with the passage of time, and there was one thing I could release: a portion of my senses. My sight, my hearing, even my smell. I could extend them across significant distances through sheer will alone! Impressive, I know..." The creature stopped to smirk and examine the talons of his left hand in a haughty manner.
"Now, I've watched a lot of things to keep me entertained until ol' Archie could get me out of that rock, and you know what's funny? If it wasn't for those... friends you insist on helping, there wouldn't be a dead forest! Crazy, I know, but hear me out. Ya see, they had some sort of silly idea in their head to get an Archdemon's attention, and, well, there was a fight. Saw it for myself, ya know. Big battle, lots of fancy magic and stuff. Very entertaining, let me tell you! However, they managed to scuff up Archie's new scales a bit TOO much, and he ran off to go heal. Now, I'll let you put two and two together: what do you think Archie was doin' to that forest? Sucking all the life out of it for kicks? Of course not! He needed to patch himself up. You can't blame him, really. Demons aren't very well known for having healing magic and all. If anything, you should blame those silly travelers for doing it. Strange how everything's connected in such... confounding ways, eh?" The creature chuckled.
"I believe they call it, 'six degrees of separation,' or something like that: everyone is connected to SOMEONE by six other people, and their action follow suit. Funny how your so-called chums are pretty much responsible for the death of that forest in a crazy, roundabout way, huh? I mean, that's usually my job! Oh, by the way, name's Discord. Pleasure's all mine!" The chimera picked up one of Nitsunobue's forelegs with both hands and shook it heartily...
"Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic."
-Megatron