by The Kingpin » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:45 pm
"Stubborn Daavenians," said the Wanderer with a chuckle, amused despite himself. "Let's wait until the time comes and then decide, shall we? For now, we're burning daylight, and I would like to see what I can do about a warm meal and a bed that isn't an inch thick and sitting in snow." And just like that, he'd regained a bit of his gruff exterior, and was already making to head off.
It was another four hours before the City in the Sands appeared on the horizon. Rolling dunes and jagged ridges made up almost the entirety of the landscape, and that only thing that had managed to entertain the Thunderkin was the occasional sight of duneships drifting across the wastes.
It was no surprise then, that when the vast red walls of Thimeyra came into view, bristling with artillery of every shape and size, she was all but ecstatic. "Look, Septimus! At long last, we have reached! I never thought I would be so overjoyed to see a human city!"
"Elven," corrected the Scholar briefly.
"Elven city! In the middle of this wasteland! The very thought baffles me! How must they live in such a place? Surely they should expire from thirst or hunger, so far from life as they are?" she asked.
"Wait until we're closer, Ceridwen, and you will see. I'm sure you have the patience for that, don't you?" responded the Scholar with a smirk.
"Oh you-! Can you not indulge a lady's inquiries just this once?" she asked in a moment of frustration.
"You're not a lady, Ceridwen. Ladies are not massive fire-breathing beasts," retorted the Scholar, deciding that he would, for once, go ahead with teasing the dragoness.
"Beast?! How dare you?" she all but squawked. "How dare you?! I don't know how you are seen as such a paragon of virtue and goodness in dragonkind when you speak to a lady with such brutish manners!" she retorted.
"There is nothing brutish about it, dear. You are no more a lady than I am a gentleman. We are dragons. In the definition of the language we currently speak, we are therefore beasts. Firebreathing, regal, captivating beasts, but beasts all the same." He was having too much fun with this.
"Speak for yourself, good sir! You may see yourself as a beast, but I hold myself to be no lesser than those whose tongue I have adopted as my own. I'll not demean my lofty stature among the denizens of this world by placing myself below them!" She was getting quite worked up over it.
"Ceridwen, tell me; how do you eat?" asked the Scholar, barely restraining the urge to laugh when the insulted expression on the dragoness's beak-like muzzle flattened out.
"Just like everyone else does! How do you mean? What does that have to do with anything?" she asked, the confusion dripping off every word.
"I mean when you eat. How do you do it? What is the procedure?" he asked, clarifying, though no glimmer of understanding followed in the dragoness's expression.
"That....That-that depends on the food in question!" she spluttered. "A fish can be eaten whole, but something larger must be cut apart first. I still don't know how this has anything to do with-"
"So you eat fish whole, and you tear apart the carcasses of larger prey you kill, yes?"
"I suppose so but-"
"That is not lady-like behaviour by most courtly standards. That is what is defined as beastly."
"See here!" she actually did squawk. "I cannot be faulted for lacking the utensils to dine as they do! That does not make me any less of a lady than any of them!"
"The numerous etiquette books I have would disagree with your assessment, Ceridwen," Septimus deadpanned.
"You-! You-!...Agh!" exclaimed the dragoness furiously.
"That is not a lady-like sound, either. Also according to the etiquette books. You might stand to read one every now and again."
"You know I can't read!" she cried dramatically.
"'A lady should be soft spoken, well mannered, well dressed and well learned in the matters of the world. Literacy is the foundation of high society, and the ability to read, learn and teach is what separates a lady from the common women of the lesser classes'. Page three hundred and twenty two, the Courtier's Guide to Courtly Etiquette by Archibald Van Brunn, Freyr-Lunge Library. Written about thirty years ago," fired off the Scholar with a tone only a hair short of being outright condescending.
A snarling hiss escaped the dragoness at that, her beak snapping shut just shy of the Scholar's dorsal fin.
"Now now, I thought you were trying to be a lady? Can't be if you're biting people. I'm sure your soft-spoken-ness would be a much more convincing characteristic than that." It was the calm with which he spoke that aggravated her, even more so than what he said.
"Don't you patronise me, Son of Storms! We both know you don't believe a word of it!"
"Frankly, I don't believe any designation of us would warrant being called gentlemanly or lady-like, but then, I don't even try to see myself as anything other than what I am. I just put on respectable appearances so as not to offend my hosts. It doesn't mean I would not eat them if I had to."
"Ah yes, organised chaos. the sign of a clever but ever-busy mind. To the perpetrator, a carefully woven web of belongings and intrigue, but to the bystander? Madness!"
–William Beckett, Lore of Leyuna RPG