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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:56 pm

granted, but the door to my sis's room is destroyed.

i wish i could see like a velociraptor.
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Postby C S » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:06 pm

granted but you travel back in time 2 seconds before the extinction event. you see a raptor but then you are kill with the dinosaurs.


i wish ik was alive and monkey paw wisher messer upper didn't apply
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:14 pm

granted, but now you can't do anything bad to people in your school you don't like.

i wish i could turn into king ghidorah.
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:23 pm

Granted, but some scietntists capture you and sedate you to take tests that leave you powerless.

I wish I had a chocolate shake instead of vanilla.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:25 pm

granted, but it starts to melt after a few minutes.

i wish i could burrow underground.
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:35 pm

Granted, but the tunnel you make collapses on you and you suffocate.

I wish there weren't any crappy rip-offs of good games.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:37 pm

granted, but there are too many sequels to popular video games.

i wish that i could freeze people to the touch.
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:38 pm

Granted, but you accidentally freeze yourself while trying to squish a mosquito on your arm.

I wish CS would shut up.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:39 pm

not granted and hf has to think up another wish.

i wish i had a million dollars.
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:41 pm

Granted but it's counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish certain people would go die.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:43 pm

granted, but the people that die are not members from this board.

i wish people could clone dinosaurs.
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:49 pm

Granted, but the dinosaurs find and kill you.

I wish for a goldfish that wasn't fat and lazy.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:52 pm

granted, but the fish tries to escape.

i wish i could read minds.
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Postby Hopeflower » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:54 pm

Granted, but your brain implodes because of the many people thinking at the same time.

I wish my street would flood so I don't have to go to summer school tomorrow.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:55 pm

granted, but the flood destroys the school completley.

i wish i could breath underwater as well as on land.
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Postby C S » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:14 pm

granted but you gett hiccups and suffocate.

i wish i had a a new ds. i threw my old one out the window because it broke.
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:15 pm

granted, but other people keep trying to steal it.

i wish i could regrow lost body parts.
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Postby C S » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:18 pm

granted but it makes 2 per lost part.

i wish those damn ds stealers died :x
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Postby Iceking » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:19 pm

granted, but you need to get the ds fixed if something the size of a lrage dog steps on it.

i wish i could move with super human speed.
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Postby Hopeflower » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:43 am

Granted, but you wear your sneakers down so fast you tear the bottom of your feet open on sharp rocks.

I wish my internet wouldn't be stupid at awkward moments.
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